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Dom Demotivational Poster


PERFECT DAY -


TAGS: alone peace revenge death freedom
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by daveprime

forseti - August 22, 2012, 9:31 am
Very nice! Even I prefer foggy weather...
RONHUSTLEMAN - August 22, 2012, 12:08 am
LMAO


MASTER BLASTER - Who runs Bartertown?!




DEADPOOL - Because every life-and-death scenario should have room for some comic relief.


TAGS: deadpool wolverine funny domino warpath vanisher
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Briton of Rose - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am
X-Force: Messiah CompleX - part 3
Maggu - June 23, 2009, 9:22 pm
WHAT COMIC IS THIS FROM?????? cuz deadpool is totally usin a magnum and a**ault rifle from halo


THE VERY LATEST - In domestic zombie protection


TAGS: very latest domestic zombie protection
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - December 29, 2011, 6:33 am
Vulture, that is a really neat article. Thanks for posting it.
vulture - December 28, 2011, 8:11 pm
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house#. There's several references, but this seems to be a good version, with lots of ph**os.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:53 pm
You wouldn't happen to have a number...email address....something?
Budog - December 24, 2011, 1:54 am
It's good for when the mother-in-law is coming to visit too.
ICEMAN - December 24, 2011, 12:37 am
Fred.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 12:15 am
i want the name of that architect...
TheWolf - November 24, 2011, 9:59 am
Holy crap thats awesome
Reality Lord - November 22, 2011, 6:54 pm

i want !


THE RIGHT CHOICE -


TAGS: freedom speech guns rights bill
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Ism

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:48 am
...for however long it takes to maneuver the drone over your head.
mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:48 pm
lol...


RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."




WHEN I AM BORED - I send a text to a random number saying, " I hid the body ... Now what ? "


TAGS: when bored i text random
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2012, 12:32 pm
I'm feeling a little bored right now; but I believe I have a particular number in mind of whose owner is OCD, lol!
CloudchaserS - February 26, 2012, 1:08 pm
Best done only if you have caller ID blocked or the cops actually could pay you a visit!
Feasibly - February 26, 2012, 11:59 am
Dang it Budog! I shoulda known that was you!
GaryO - February 26, 2012, 11:45 am
5ounds Steven Wrightish….nice take Bud
Reality Lord - February 26, 2012, 9:52 am

lolz


BEHOLD THE MAN -


TAGS: defender freedom father honour love
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

bigsouthfork - December 2, 2012, 1:00 am
There is no greater love. Godspeed faithful friend.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 4:56 pm
I'm pretty sure the lady in the pic does.
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:07 pm
Does anyone know who this soldier is?
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:05 pm
Very moving..........
MilDoc - April 14, 2011, 4:41 pm
Excellent, RL. Truly moving. 5L's
rerun - April 13, 2011, 5:18 pm

gave me the shivers, excellent
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2011, 4:39 pm
Very moving pic. 5L RL.
Shadowjoe - April 13, 2011, 1:25 pm
Who can argue this?
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 12:26 pm
Wow, this is very intense, most excellent RL. Of course 5l's to you.
RetiredUSNChief - April 13, 2011, 12:25 pm
Well put.
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 10:09 am
Five 5olemn thumbs up.
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 9:51 am
This is deep RL... very well 5aid


DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAA! - CAPTAIN CHAOS!!


TAGS: cannonball dom captain ciaos
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

niz - June 17, 2012, 4:52 pm
I just watched cannonball run! 5L
Budog - June 13, 2012, 1:18 pm
LMAO, thanks for the laugh today! 5L
CloudchaserS - June 13, 2012, 9:54 am
"JJ, I saved that woman's dog!" 5L because I loved that movie when I was a pup!
TheSanityInspector - June 13, 2012, 9:51 am
Dom DeLuise, RIP...


MEMORIAL DAY 2011 -


TAGS: freedom thank you
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by rerun

Feasibly - May 30, 2011, 12:02 pm
Freedom to sit in class and fart like a pack mule for starters, 5L
Sho - May 30, 2011, 9:57 am
Ok. Freedom to what then
Hawamleh - May 29, 2011, 11:02 pm
Now that's something anyone can and should respect, 5l.
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 10:02 pm
Completely understood RR. I did not wish to make allusions otherwise. Just don't try to call a Marine a "Soldier" to his face. ;)
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 9:56 pm
It is not "Freedom from" something but, the "Freedom to".
Sho - May 29, 2011, 9:31 pm
Don't take me wrong on this but: Freedom from what exactly?
rerun - May 29, 2011, 3:30 pm

I meant "Soldier" in a more generic form here, to nclude members of all branches of the military
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 1:14 pm
Not to forget a Marine or a Sailor or an Airman of course.


FREEDOM - "For those that will fight for it... FREEDOM...has a flavor the protected shall never know"




WISDOM - you get wisdom from experiance you get experiance from bad judgement this man will be very wise very soon


TAGS: wisdom
Rating: 4.64/5

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motifayk - November 12, 2011, 12:27 pm
Sure will get some experience...


THE LIVES OF OTHERS -




WRITER'S BLOCK -




CONDOMS - A new way of virus protection


TAGS: protection virus condom
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by myhouseinthewoods

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 10:42 pm
Maybe effective... doesn't work though.


FREE SPEECH - If Liberty means anything at all.., it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear...




FREEDOM ! - You Better Start Working On Trying To Keep It !!


TAGS: freedom
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

WellThatSucked - March 7, 2012, 3:51 pm
Keep politics out of Motifake zombie. Take that crap elsewhere
zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 8:30 pm
YEA VOTE RON PAUL BABY!! CHOOSE LIFE LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS IN A CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC FORGET ABOUT THOSE FASCIST SOCIALIST MIX I CALL ROBAMA or was it obamney? any way vote ron paul save US from an economic collapse into tyranny RON PAUL
maoworks2 - March 6, 2012, 7:10 am
Thanks.
GySgt1811a - March 5, 2012, 7:28 pm
And No. 2 is the ultimate guarantor of the other 9 and the mother ship.
mariand - March 5, 2012, 4:57 pm
nice one...


SNIPERS - Some of them have way too much free time


TAGS: sniper boredom
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by corneredbadger

twill1962 - September 15, 2012, 8:26 am
I just snorted soda out my nose! 5Ls!
Pj3r - November 9, 2011, 12:45 pm
yep, lolled pretty hard
kreowolf - March 23, 2011, 11:27 pm
This is very true for snipers, 5Ls
corbett06 - September 13, 2010, 5:14 pm
this is great 5Ls


WISDOM - Knowing when to share.




WISDOM -




2ND ADMENDMENT - When our freedom to bear arms is taken away, what will stop them from taking the rest of them?


TAGS: guns freedom
Rating: 3.93/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:22 am
That hasn't stopped them in the last 30 years; why would you having guns hold them back in the next 30? Besides, they have drones now; your handgun is irrelevant.
falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:47 pm
Tell that to the Bill of Rights. Your 2nd Amendment is safe.


FLUFFY - Deadly Things Come In Can Come In Cute Packages.


TAGS: fluffy blademasterv lol random ect lol
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by BladeMasterV

ManiacalZManiac - February 17, 2009, 11:32 am
Deadly Things Come In Can Come In? wtf....
djp - September 22, 2008, 1:52 pm
grammar fail!


THE U.S. MARINES - Amazing what they come up with when they are bored.




REALITY CHECK, WHAT FREEDOM MEANS -


TAGS: freedom reality soldier war thanks
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by pricksoldier

pricksoldier - September 20, 2011, 10:12 pm
that would be an original, unfortunately, just a few days later my unit lost one of its own over here.
Reality Lord - September 17, 2011, 1:52 pm

well done. is the text original...did you write it?


CHAMPION -




KNOWLEDGE VS WISDOM - Knowledge:knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Not putting it in a fruit salad.


TAGS: fruit tomato knowledge wisdom
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Zetmonk - June 15, 2012, 10:05 am
Like Aubergine?
CloudchaserS - June 15, 2012, 7:44 am
My logic is that if tomatoes were a fruit, they'd go great with a fruit salad instead of a veggie salad


WE THE PEOPLE -


TAGS: freedoms rights
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 11:56 pm
I'm guessing thi5 ain't Canada, lol.
spacedog - June 16, 2012, 9:19 pm
Dang RL, this is amsome.


POWER -




PRAIRIE PROVERBS - Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.


TAGS: proverbs wisdom worry sleepy quote
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:28 am
Ain't that the truth.
beastmaster - July 29, 2012, 9:02 pm
Thank you! :)
maoworks2 - March 29, 2012, 7:03 am
Very Nice!
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:54 pm

sweet


OTAKUPHOBIA - An irrational, intense, or persistent fear of anime, manga, and all otaku fandom.




FREEDOM - Now get back to work.


TAGS: freedom work funny wilderness outdoors
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Justin

Sean - April 28, 2009, 5:06 pm
Yeah divi, that's never happened here before now.
divi - April 28, 2009, 4:15 pm
finally, a motifake that actually resembles the original despair.com ones!
RnR - July 24, 2008, 6:18 pm
isn't that the route to the Overlook h**el (The Shining)?


SILENCE -


TAGS: calendar mixed blessings freedom torture
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:10 pm
Who needs a women to cook and clean for them? I cook better than any woman and I clean better. Women are obsolete!
Ascetic - August 10, 2011, 6:15 pm
A high rolling h***er every night would have been cheaper than a divorce for Tiger Woods and others.
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:02 pm
Right you are, Airman. As my daddy should have told me, "None of it's free; and the kind you pay for is the cheapest."
Airman - August 10, 2011, 12:24 pm
tip the h***er generously. still cheaper in the long run


COLLECTING DUST -


TAGS: ancient wisdom calendar
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Cyberhagen - August 31, 2011, 3:54 pm
But kids these days.. -actually, kids all throughout history- think they know everything already. There are certain things only experience can teach.
smalltownguy - August 30, 2011, 11:57 am
Sigh. Youth is wasted on the young.
gas - August 29, 2011, 11:39 am
they're waiting for the movie to come out
CloudchaserS - August 29, 2011, 10:23 am
There's also that emotional and spiritual strength isn't something that can be gained by reading a book. It takes time to build strength, kinda like working out to build muscle


Jim Morrison -




WISDOM -


TAGS: wisdom starwars nothing to lose challenge
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:58 pm
Thanks Man, And Your Latest Batch Of Posters Were Truly De-motivational, It's nice to see the noob bunch doing well :D
crankyhead - October 10, 2010, 3:53 pm
Awesome use of the picture Hammy. Easy 5 =)
Reality Lord - October 10, 2010, 9:55 am

so true hammy.....so true. 5L...again


OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: food freedom soon revenge
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2013, 7:29 pm
This was hilarious, the face is funny as hell. 5 cheese slices.
NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 12:26 pm
Ph**oshop: When Mother Nature doesn't invent things creepy enough to keep our attention
lgvernon - January 2, 2012, 12:36 am

Well, now I am COMPLETELY creeped out!


WISDOM - It's what 'Post It' was invented for.


TAGS: wisdom
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - March 31, 2011, 6:00 pm

post to motitwist as well


FREEDOM - I live the way I choose. My life is mine to live, and I apologize to no one.


TAGS: independence freedom choice
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by NumberXIII

rerun - November 27, 2011, 10:00 am

excellent. this wold be good at moti-twist as well


SODOMY TROLL - He's coming for you


TAGS: alien cat sodomy troll b***secks luca
Rating: 2.86/5


FREEDOM - Belongs to those who have nothing.


TAGS: total freedom can s last long
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Yorick

CPTinshano - September 4, 2012, 12:32 am
Agreed. The more you have the more you want to take with you.
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 10:55 pm
amen


GAMEBOY CONDOMS - For when you really need to get your game on


TAGS: gameboy condoms donkey kong
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by ryuukage

DonnieBluesky - January 24, 2013, 10:02 am
Jaden Yuki would love these.:D


CENSORSHIP - It cannot eliminate evil, it can only kill freedom.


TAGS: censor kill freedom evil
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 1:51 am
I, uh... don't not how to, uh... respond....


A Beer In Hand -


TAGS: beer words wisdom fridge vintage
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

mariand - November 27, 2014, 7:11 pm
hehehe... good one


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY -


TAGS: words of wisdom
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 3:16 am
this one is funny........5 pregnant X girlfriends.
Anything - March 9, 2010, 6:02 pm
Some kinda overused phrase...4l then.


FREEDOM - It isn't free


TAGS: freedom
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by BadMoonRacing500

Terri - November 17, 2011, 6:45 am
And that's the tragedy, isn't it? Lest We Forget
tellitlikeitis - October 31, 2011, 6:56 pm
Very nice.


HOMEWORK -


TAGS: half energy wasted random knowledge
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 4:14 pm
In the older educational system, where homework was review of the material taught in class, yes, it helped improve retention of information. They don't do that anymore, unfortunately.
conundrum - November 15, 2011, 8:24 pm
Knowledge can retain longer if it is done repetitively. There may be more to homework than the subject the homework is about. You are given a task, as in life and work. if you don't complete it you get a bad grade (in trouble) Nice poster BTW!
CloudchaserS - November 15, 2011, 8:55 am
Is there any evidence that homework actually has a positive effect worth the effort on how much a child learns? If not, then why do schools keep requiring it and why do kids get punished when they refuse to do it even though it's not worth the effort?


WTF - WTF




BOREDOM - What you do after you've even beaten Minesweeper


TAGS: boredom minesweeper
Rating: 1.46/5

More motifakes by Ruike

Anonymous2 - August 10, 2009, 4:58 pm
That's easy, you go for the wraparound version. There's videos on youtube for how to do it.


TWITTER - You're doing it wrong


TAGS: random funny
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by beefo

CloudchaserS - October 19, 2011, 12:04 am
That was the twitter of its day
the1stCOMMI3 - October 18, 2011, 6:39 pm
I have actually seen this on multiple different sites


COUNTRY WISDOM - A smart man can learn from others mistakes


TAGS: country wisdom learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:52 pm
I wonder if Ray would let us build our own "man shacks" there too?
Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:49 pm
It's kind of like sleeping on the couch, camping with TV. Got my beer, got my dogs, hell I actually like it...
Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:29 pm
If you got cable IT DON'T MATTER!


SLAVES -


TAGS: freedom vote corporations your mom
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Sho - July 4, 2012, 1:52 am
Still wondering how you do it. 5L
Reality Lord - July 3, 2012, 12:17 pm

plutonomy vs democracy. will the republic survive?
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:20 pm
Gah. Thanks for demotivating the crap right out of me. -sigh- Back to work tomorrow to pay for my wife's d*** dream house.
Derek - November 17, 2010, 3:40 pm
[We're silent, because we've not any choice]


THE POWER OF INVISIBILITY! - Well the invisibility coat i ordered didn't work ... But the bike does!




WISDOM IS DIFFICULT TO ACHIEVE -


TAGS: wisdom teeth hand growth rerun
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by rerun

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 3:59 pm
Rumor has it, G.W. Bush was born without wisdom teeth. Explains why his never came in.
Krissie - January 2, 2011, 6:02 pm
5 l's from me, LOVED it. kinda made me cringe-4 wisdom teeth pulled. That doesn't include 3 molars I had pulled last year :P
Sean - January 1, 2011, 1:27 pm
Nothing wrong with that, rerun. You done good. On a similar tack: "Oh great, the wisest thing about me and there's no room for it in my head -- not even in my big mouth."
rerun - January 1, 2011, 12:45 pm

I have tried, in vain to find a motivating quote for this pic, however I always seem to end up back here.
Reality Lord - January 1, 2011, 12:32 pm

lolz


HABU SAKI -


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird f***ed random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Smurf

Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.


BOREDOM - It Makes You Look Like This




SOUND ADVICE FROM DR. STRANGELOVE -




EVEN BETTER -




KILTS - Keeping the men who fight and have fought for your freedom, free for centuries.


TAGS: kilts kilt freedom
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Ed

Ozymandius - April 7, 2009, 6:44 pm
best motifake ever


SHARK WEEK -




FREEDOM OF THOUGHT - is useless without freedom of speech


TAGS: freedom speech gagged thought tied
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Xehen

Amren - August 1, 2011, 10:48 am
That's for sure. Which is why I love this website. There will be a time when this site will no longer exist because somebody got their feelings hurt. Guaranteed.
Tarapin - August 1, 2011, 12:01 am
ok...I'll start. A pretty girl, bound & gagged? That gives me a Happy
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 9:35 pm
You´re right, but I think that ain´t much better than be able to talk against Islam in Yemen, you can do it if you dare but you know something bad will happen to you... it isn´t a real freedom of speech
440wakeup - July 31, 2011, 6:13 pm
The pursuit of happiness.
rerun - July 31, 2011, 2:12 pm

OK folks, It is just a poster, no need for political commentary. Lets move along.
Tarapin - July 31, 2011, 1:07 pm
Also...people talk about how what someone else does "violates their 1st Amendment Right". That Amendment only prohibits "the making of laws that impede" free speech. What private citizens do to each other is a different story.
Amren - July 31, 2011, 6:08 am
The First Amendment only protects political speech.
Amren - July 31, 2011, 6:07 am
Might makes right.
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 12:48 am
Well, that´s part of the freedom of speech, be able to express yourself and have the certainty you´ll be safe
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 12:45 am
Thanks... advice taken, hope to make it better next time
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 11:57 am
Let's not forget that in the end, just because a person can shoot off their mouth/'arms, doesn't make them right
Amren - July 30, 2011, 11:50 am
True. But Freedom of Speech is useless without the Freedom to Protect yourself, i.e. The Second Amendment. What are you going to do when they try to silence you? Yell at them?
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 10:56 am
Poster's OK but take a few more seconds and crop the picture next time..


LIBERTY MEANS RESPONSIBILITY - That Is Why Most Men Dread It




BREAKING FREE -


TAGS: free freedom power
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

tellitlikeitis - July 22, 2011, 8:56 am
I've been in a drought for a bit for thinking of poster ideas.
Greeny - July 21, 2011, 10:47 pm
why the past tense in your thoughts?
tellitlikeitis - July 21, 2011, 9:28 pm
Geez, I used to make pretty good posters.
EnkryptedSpirit - July 21, 2011, 8:36 pm
guess I should increase mine, then
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2010, 6:29 am
Oh yeah for me, thanks!
Zealot - October 24, 2010, 10:08 pm
5 internets to whoever can get me a wallpaper sized pic in the picture
Neener - October 24, 2010, 7:47 pm
I like it
TheTrashHeap - October 24, 2010, 6:52 pm
Nice work. Keep it up, we need more quality Female submitters around here.


YOUR MOTHER -


TAGS: nagging dumb husband domestic violence wife with an axe
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by suenero

TheOmegaMan - January 12, 2011, 12:44 pm
...or you could have taken the non-psycho route and simply been strong enough to get a divorce...'nuff said. LOL
crankyhead - January 9, 2011, 11:38 am
this is delicious.
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 10:48 am
Freeking fantastic! Adding to faves... nuff said. 5L's
valkor - January 9, 2011, 9:05 am
Fantastic. Love it.
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 8:55 am

jaw dropingly solid 5. awesome. totally loved it!


The First Words -


TAGS: freedom speech america usa chaos
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - April 24, 2015, 7:15 am
Thank you sir. :)
concern3 - April 24, 2015, 6:05 am
AMEN Brother a 5er


FREEDOM - welcome to my country


TAGS: freedom
Rating: 3.5/5

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OOOOOHHHHHH NNAAOOOOOO! -




DIGNITY - This bunny has none...do you?




Preschooler Wisdom -


TAGS: preschooler wisdom
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

Greeny - May 1, 2013, 8:00 pm
Wait till this ph**o ends up in his high school graduation slide show
steve1961 - May 1, 2013, 7:54 pm
Thanks for the clarification. To be honest, I don't know anything about this g-a-y lifestyle stuff...I get nervous just using the rear entrance at the mall...I'd make a lousy homo***ual.
Vinxman - May 1, 2013, 7:40 pm
Why aren't the relatives concerned that the child may be color blind?
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 7:10 pm
Hell, the kid's still in preschool. He's just as likely to turn out to be a football player (although then again that doesn't mean he won't be g-a-y anyway, hmmm)
spacedog - May 1, 2013, 5:55 pm
HA! I thought the same dang thing when I read the line about the shoes being made of zebra. Hemingway... singing the Monty Burns song See My Vest.
steve1961 - May 1, 2013, 11:57 am
There's a great youtube clip where a father sees his boy playing with barbies. The father tries to get him to play with gi joes. In the end the kid was imagining himself with 2 girls and imagined his dad as being g-a-y.
steve1961 - May 1, 2013, 11:50 am
So did the kid turn out to be g-a-y or not? I lost track.
Krickit - May 1, 2013, 10:29 am
The kids smile sets off my g**dar more then the shoes do.
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:42 am
RonE??? Ron2, I meant Ron2
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:19 am
Then, if he passes out before me, Zippy and Flash will magically go back to their rainbow bright world. If I pass out before him, well, that lad can take care of himself no matter what he’s wearin’.
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:19 am
Or, I’d just sit the lad down and pour him a jigger of a good single malt. Never too early to be introduced to the game of sh**s.
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:17 am
“So, Zippy, I was trampled by a herd of water buffalos, how’d you die?” “Well, Flash, I was taken down by a Calvin Klein rep and gutted and sewn by a six year old in Shenzhen.”
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:17 am
No, I’d take the lad aside and talk him into giving them names and putting them on his hands as muppets, using them for show and tell.
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:16 am
I concur with everything RonE is sayin’, but my mind goes to the lad liking zebras so much he wore them as shoes. Hemmingway would be so proud.
Greeny - May 1, 2013, 7:18 am
Seat Belt Fail, Parenting Fail
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 6:01 am
I think the whole point of the slide was that the adults took this far more seriously than the kids did. How much you want to bet his next pair of shoes is light-up Batman sneaks?
Ron2 - May 1, 2013, 4:50 am
change that they never will. Pink zebra shoes... not g**. Stupid. When he is old enough to defend himself verbally/physically... wear on brother man. Until that time. Protect him from other people the best you can. THAT... is a parents job.
Ron2 - May 1, 2013, 4:48 am
it would have been partially the kid who did the beating and the parents for allowing the child to be placed in that situation in the first place. No, it isn't fair. Life isn't fair. It is brutal and violent and regardless of what people try to do to..
Ron2 - May 1, 2013, 4:47 am
In a perfect world this would not be an issue. It is not a perfect world and we are charged with protecting our kids even from themselves. Kids are some of the cruelest animals on the face of the planet. Had he gotten beat up because of the shoes...
Hawamleh - May 1, 2013, 2:14 am
I'm with the great aunt and Gary on this one. Men should be raised to be men.
Silverheart - May 1, 2013, 1:17 am

Clothing color scheme doesn't have anything to do with ***ual orientation. Althoug I take issue with this kid liking zebras more than Lion5.
GaryO - April 30, 2013, 9:47 pm
So…. zebras ARE g** mules…I knew it! (sorry Papa, I have to do these things)….aaaand I’m with the great aunt on this one. Now I’m going to drag my knuckles back to my cave….occasionally peering out from the dark, blinking.


WISDOM - By three methods we may learn wisdom : First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.


TAGS: wisdom dumb dumbass stupid sunny
Rating: 4.24/5

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foresti - December 20, 2010, 6:50 pm
done often. and if you use quotes, you could name the author in the tags.
5150monkeylove - December 19, 2010, 11:27 pm
I like this one, It would be great if you took your time and made more like this. Wordflow is a little off, PM a reg for different formats to use. 4L


SCIENTISTS - Had to clone the one person that annoys you the most, your sister.


TAGS: clone annoy sister random
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - February 28, 2013, 8:30 am
Welcome to the site. 5Love the 1st poster catboy! Keep them coming. And take a few minutes to check out the other sites. Maybe you have some great ideas for posters for them too. I have 2 sisters so I'm sooooo happy scientists only clone 1....teehee


U.S.M.C SNIPER - The only thing you will see... is the back of you eyelids!


TAGS: u s m c marine sniper freedom funny
Rating: 3.67/5

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ash1011 - May 31, 2011, 12:54 am
this is true. :) are you a sniper?
MPsniper - May 30, 2011, 2:30 pm
from a place you will not see..... comes a sound you will not hear


EPIC FAIL -


TAGS: freedom patriot act fail
Rating: 2.86/5

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Anon. - July 19, 2009, 11:40 pm
Look at the background, it's obviously a jail cell or something like that, so no duh there will be a lot of cameras around. Sorry if you let your criminals run free in whatever idiotic country you're from.
moooooooooooooo - July 3, 2009, 3:07 pm
Anonymous2 wins today's grand prize for most Ignorant douche on the site. (The cows all voted)
Anonymous2 - July 3, 2009, 1:23 pm
No, I call it safety. You don't want to know how many terror events have been prevented because of the Patriot Act, you liberal p****. Over here, they hate us because we're not Muslim. Even if we converted, we wouldn't be the right kind, so STFU!


WISDOM - Everywhere is within walking distance If you have the time


TAGS: wisdom walking time
Rating: 4.74/5

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WTFO - June 7, 2011, 12:44 am
Steven Wright quote.


STAY AT HOME -




THE 5TH AMENDMENT - The squeaky wheel does NOT get oil. It gets thrown into the garbage, right after it's replaced by a quiet wheel.




FREEDOM - A cause worth fighting for.




DOMINANCE -




CONDOMS -


TAGS: condoms
Rating: 1.71/5

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NOW IT'S MILLER TIEM -


TAGS: freedom s abroad and at home
Rating: 4.85/5

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WTFO - June 5, 2011, 10:46 pm
Absolutely, Cyber. I wish I had more hope for liberty and freedom in the middle east, but unfortunately, the trends aren't pointing that way.
Cyberhagen - June 5, 2011, 12:40 pm
I'm not so sure about the middle east thing; the "arab spring" has had disturbing elements as well as hopeful ones. We could even wind up with more Irans than Dubais in the long run...it's a dicey time.


the scar that wouldn't heal -


TAGS: america 9 11 scar freedom scre you nsa reading this
Rating: 4.77/5

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Airman - September 11, 2013, 10:08 pm
Pretty Cool Dude
chickenlittle - September 11, 2013, 9:08 am
Very nice! Love that song too.


young american -


TAGS: bowie america rights freedoms hero s
Rating: 4.25/5

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Greybeard - March 28, 2014, 2:27 am
Inspiringly AWE5SOME...!!
chickenlittle - January 9, 2014, 11:42 pm
That is awesome!
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 6:27 pm
Well…….this is destined for greatness….somewhere beyond Motifake…waaaay beyond
MissPriss - January 9, 2014, 11:38 am
Wow...powerful.


SEE, I TOLD YOU... - ... I can't focus without my coffee.


TAGS: funny random
Rating: 4.1/5

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newkevind51 - April 15, 2011, 1:53 pm
well that vag reconstrucion your mom was talking about... you should tell her that it didnt work roflmbo >:)
Porter2903 - April 15, 2011, 1:52 pm
Not even enough money to fix your face.
newkevind51 - April 15, 2011, 1:33 pm
Well my battery is now charged...Now...how much is she paying me...>:)
Porter2903 - April 15, 2011, 1:25 pm
Thats cause you're a dead battery.
newkevind51 - April 15, 2011, 1:24 pm
Yeah your mom couldnt get jump started either when she was riding me >:)


A LIBERAL FREEDOM -




BALLS - No one can have just one!


TAGS: ball tennis funny random one
Rating: 2.8/5

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motifayk - January 19, 2013, 9:34 am
Maybe he should have had one more... He might not have gone for all that dope if he had.
motifayk - August 17, 2011, 9:34 am
So he's having a ball then... hmmm.....
Verdeckt - August 17, 2011, 9:01 am
Lance Armstrong does.


ONLY - for that girl in my dreams




Platitudes -


TAGS: platitudes aphorisms wisdom quotes nietzsche
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - February 11, 2014, 2:58 pm
Death by tickle? You are a cruel one indeed. :P
MissPriss - February 11, 2014, 2:34 pm
I just wanna give his toes a 5L tickle so badly...does that count?


Random Thoughts -




REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE -




G'MORNING RALPH -


TAGS: freedom illusion ralph sam wolf no sheep dog
Rating: 4.75/5

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coldinjected - January 26, 2011, 10:28 pm
Great work RL!!
Donkasaurus - January 26, 2011, 12:14 pm
Love me some Zappa.


NUREMBERG RALLIES -




FREEDOM - "I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery~


TAGS: fly freedom dog
Rating: 4.56/5

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Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:02 am

please post this to moti-twist as well.


SOPA - HANDS OFF MY INTERNET! -




WISDOM -


TAGS: grey scale drawing ph**oshop wisdom philosophy
Rating: 4.31/5

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MetalliTool - October 19, 2011, 9:20 pm
Nice one. Actually made me think,,, which is a miracle in itself!
rerun - October 16, 2011, 1:08 am

Excellent. Would be good at motitwist too


TOO MANY PEOPLE BUY THINGS THEY DON'T NEED - with money they don't have, trying to impress people they don't even like...


TAGS: wisdom
Rating: 3.81/5

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Me_ - January 7, 2010, 12:06 pm
30k millionaires keeping up with the Joneses.
Sidereal - January 7, 2010, 7:54 am
sad but true
Cubbybear - January 7, 2010, 1:00 am
I like the bluntness 5/5
Bartimaeus - January 7, 2010, 12:25 am
That's always a good thing. Originality is what makes a motifake great.
Dr. Rusak - January 7, 2010, 12:22 am
this time I came up with the idea
Bartimaeus - January 7, 2010, 12:13 am
Well if that isn't the gospel truth...5.


FREEDOM ISN'T FREE - It costs more than blood and guts. Dying for a country is easy. Vigilance, care, and love of country are the real price. It is a price most refuse to pay.


TAGS: freedom voting price rights country
Rating: 3.44/5

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RonE - May 30, 2012, 5:15 pm
Like that? heh. All ya gotta do is stand there and catch a bullet: )
lgvernon - May 30, 2012, 11:33 am

Dying for a country EASY? Sweet leapin' Jesus...


RICK ASTLEY - The worst enemy of frustrated virgins everywhere


TAGS: rick astley rickrolled damb not this again random
Rating: 2.92/5

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agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 1:59 pm
Rick-rolling is great. Well, the angry responses I get back are great.


HOT MESS - Yep, Found it! In its native habitat!


TAGS: random hair mess wigged out sister
Rating: 2.73/5

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Woody - July 20, 2009, 11:19 pm
Yes, she is a h** mess
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 9:51 pm
Is that All Spice?


SOMETIMES - One likes foolish people for their folly Better than wise people for their wisdom




WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE -




NOT A YOUNG GRASSHOPPER -


TAGS: wisdom elder lamborghini park fail
Rating: 4.82/5

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Bolverk37782 - February 9, 2012, 12:51 pm
Size Twelve Ego, Size Four Soul!!:-)


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